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    全美超模大赛第一季

    • 主演:Tyra Banks  
    • 导演:Claudia Frank  Bob Schermerhorn  
    • 分类:欧美综艺
    • 地区:美国 
    • 年份:2003 
    • 更新:2025-07-05 23:48:18
    • 简介:

        This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...

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      This show is quite possibly the biggest waste of videotape, electricity, and RF bandwidth in the 70+ year history of television. It's nothing but 60 minutes of some of the worst bile that can come out of human beings, male or female. Basically, it's nothing but pure bitchy, catty, c*nty, vile harpiness among the contestants, judges, and the fashionistas (or should I say fashionazis). Typically a lot of insulting, backbiting, and bitchy, unnecessarily anal-retentive criticism.  The thing that gets me about the show is how much the judges and fashionazis (and the pretentious & shallow fashion industry in general) nit-pick against the equally bitchy contestants about little, petty, trivial, frivolous, anal-retentive things about their appearance, personality, etc. Things that the *REAL* people in this world (which the fashion industry lacks, thankfully) wouldn't give rat's ass number 1 about. (Myself included.)  Crap like: "Oh, your left eyebrow is a yoctometer off center. That isn't gonna fly, and nobody will take you seriously in this industry because of it!" Or, "You're breathing wrong. Good luck with winning this competition." I'm just kidding here, but they usually end up saying things almost exactly like this on this show.  If getting into the fashion industry is this hard, painful, bitchy, insulting, nit-picky, catty, backstabbing, and anal-retentive as this show tries to portray, than thank the good Lord that He made me all fat, balding, hairy, and dumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin', because I would never want to be required to have the caustic bitchiness and anal, pretentious attitude of any model or fashionazi (or any fashion industry worker), namely the people on this show.  And Janice Dickinson, mercy, do not get me started on her...  This show needs to die. It's this show (and many other "reality" shows like it) that proves that competitiveness (and the fashion industry) is truly the devil's tool...“既然有这个机会,让她毫无痛苦的过两年,那么……我无论如何也要满足她!……两年中,找到了药,固然是好;若是找不到……若是找不到……”

    全美超模大赛第一季演员表:Tyra Banks  

    全美超模大赛第一季播出时间:2003

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    • 桃桃林林发表于: 130小时前
      CCTV6重温。经典的台词,全美超模大赛第一季vip电影在线观看周星星的招牌电影。越看越感叹,错误的时间爱上了错误的人。即使穿越时空,但改变不了结局;因果循环,是宿命吗?此情可待成追忆只是当时已惘然。
    • splendidlife发表于: 35小时前
      对不起,有点好睡,对电影中叙事作用较弱的绿色自然景观提不起什么兴趣来。
    • Thoreau发表于: 52小时前
      没有逻辑性地鬼扯,情节也苍白无力,不过有个别包袱还是好笑的,但,好笑不代表它就是好电影。
    • 桃桃林林发表于: 120小时前
      三星半吧。双胞胎版上错花轿嫁对郎。有些地方无厘头的程度简直让我以为在看周星驰。有被成龙帅到啊。利智好性感。钢琴家劫囚车,小混混做指挥,一个玩命一个社死…音乐会整得像真人版猫和老鼠哈哈哈,最后的车场又是成龙快乐店了,遥控打斗和测时速好玩。朱韬摇身一变成岳父2333不过为了搞笑,感情的发展就变得很胡闹、不靠谱了~以及泰山这个猪队友看得捉急…
    • z发表于: 70小时前
      这个明星阵容有够屌,喜剧效果也很屌啊,当年的王晶和朱延平啊无节操~~果然是永远不死,吓尿了结局- -

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